Cheeky App

I just typed "Why are you so slow?" into Cortana and, I kid you not, it replied, "I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that."  Shame Microsoft can't put the effort into producing a decent operating system.

Quote of the Century

Nick Clegg: "The Liberal Democrats will add a heart to a Conservative government and a brain to a Labour one."😊

The Eye of the Beholder

The challenge posed by Creation is not so much that the world is beautiful but that I perceive it to be so.